Date:  Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:     John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  Rachel is way hotter than Trishelle Cannatella _ (it's like)
To:   redeye@foxnews.com rachelmarsden@yahoo.com
Rachel is way hotter than Trishelle Cannatella _ 
 
It's like
 
Organic                                                     Synthetic
Fresh Fontenella                                        shrink wrapped Velveeta
dog poop in the park                                   plastic poop
tripping on mushrooms                               * tripping on "acid" / LSD
Rusted Root                                               gay German techno oriented "music"
wild caught Salmon                                     farm raised Salmon
His Holiness the Dalai Lama                        Religious Fanatics (of any kind)
Jean Paul Sarte                                          Dr. Phil (and friends)
Marilyn Monroe                                           Anna Nicole Smith
Roberto Clemente                                       A-Rod
Jack London                                               "Ivory Tower" / "self preserving" published crap
Red Eye                                                     whatever show Carson Daily hosts late at night
       
 
 
* i highly recommend trying tripping on both mushrooms and acid - moreover, and i really can't complain about tripping on acid (as i don't want to sound ungrateful for the experience), nonetheless, one is definitely an organic experience and the other is synthetic - which is just truth -
 
Best of the Roses,
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